Full name: Exploit Dat Preteen 445, Exit Dat Playground 445, Enter Dat Playground 445, Exposed Dat Pedophile 445, Eat Dat Prisonfood 445, Enter Dat Prison 4(+)4(+)5(=13) eat dat pen¡s 445 exit-after dominating dat preteen 445 enter dat pro-athlete-gym 445, Eat Dat Pussy 445, Eat Dat Pancake 4+4+5=13, PED13
Born: December 5, 1990
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Current Place of Rrsidence: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque, New Mexico (Henderson, Nevada)
Age: 32 (his ass aint gonna pass 40)
He loves goblin on that monster gawk
EDP445 is the definition of baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back extra-fat ribs. He has two big, black Big Macs for tiddies and a tiny, uncut cigar for a d--k. This deranged fake-tough guy threw away an 11-year YouTube career for a 13-year-old girl that doesn't exist. He knew not to talk to underage girls and tell them to come to his dungeon because he could get into some serious trouble for this, but he decided to do it anyway because...well, he says and does ignorant and dumb sh-t, and he is (somewhat) aware of it. If he never hit up anyone online, then a "punk-ass motherf---ing wannabe Chris Brown-looking motherf---er" wouldn't talk about him at all. EDP once said that he would fight K'von Wallace, but all EDP could do is just lay on him. EDP looks like he never exercised at all in his life. He'd be lucky if he made it to age 50. He could use either liposuction or, like, 30 rounds of P90X. It has been more than a year since we last heard about him contacting females that aren't old enough for a driver's license. He did say in a February 2022 Bigo Live video that he was flying solo and he was cool on being single, so he must be implying that he is out of the dating world and this hookup culture for...we don't know how long. There probably won't be a female on this planet that will ever be good enough for him because, in his mind, every female dresses provocatively for male attention and then plays the victim when they finally get attention. Even though he claimed all the time that he "[eats] dat p---y," he never actually performed the act. If he miraculously got the chance to do it for the first time, then he'd probably be unable to because his arms might give out fast if he tried to lift himself off the ground, so he'd end up embarrassing himself in front of...whoever is with him.
EDP would have his YouTube career today if only he kept his perverted tastes in the closet. On the day he got exposed for his severely deviant behavior, this animalistic man cried and pleaded for the Predator Poachers to not call the police on him. Several weeks after that, he acted like his old self and blatantly ignored his situation. He posted the same content that he always posted before, along with a few videos where he melted down over his "clout-chasing" haters dragging his reputation down, living in their basements, playing Call of Duty: Warzone every day, never getting a job, and never getting laid. It's insane that he's not in prison. He faced no legal consequences because the police in Bakersfield, California, didn't feel like investigating the case at all due to it being a situation where vigilantes (the Predator Poachers) go around the country exposing shameless lowlifes such as this cupcake eater. It seems like vigilantism is legal as long as the vigilantes don't use any physical force against the people they're confronting. Due to the PP confrontation and EDP's relentless determination to revive his permanently damaged career, he will always be a meme and until he finds something else to do, he will never get a job. He has tried to get a job at Uber, Chuck E. Cheese, and some truck driving company, but all these places fired him because people keep reporting him to his employers. He has been filmed at various places, such as McDonald's, CVS, and Walmart. Maybe if he got off the Internet immediately after the confrontation, then just about everyone, including the people writing this wiki page, would care less about him. He would become irrelevant and his life would have been better that way. By this point, the Internet could have forgotten about EDP. It's unfortunate that EDP isn't going to stop until he is on top again. He has a long way to go before getting in touch with reality. Getting his name changed a bunch of times is a waste of time and money if he doesn't get off the Internet, get liposuction, get surgery on his vocal cords so he can sound different, get into shape, grow his hair and beard out, look as unrecognizable as possible, move to a different country, and stay in that country. That's all there is to say about EDP. A.K.A. Bryant Moreland. A.K.A. Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason. A.K.A...what else?
Powers and Abilities:
Tier: High 1-B, higher via Ascension | High 1-B, up to High 1-A via Ascension | 0
Dimensionality: Uncountable Infinite-D | Uncountable Infinite-D, up to Inapplicable | Inapplicable
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality(Type 9), Longevity (Has lived for thousands of years), Higher-Dimensional Existence, Statistics Amplification, Teleportation, Dimensional Travel
All previous abilities, plus Greater Statistics Amplification, Teleportation & Dimensional Travel,he managed to transcend past the multiverse and the narratives above it, until he reached the Bleeding Edge)
All previous abilities, plus Abstract Existence, Beyond-Dimensional Existence, Large Size (Type 11), Omnipresence, Omniscience, Non-Physical Interaction, Void Manipulation, Plot Manipulation
Attack Potency: High Hyperverse level+(Implied to have already transcended through several universes from the hierarchy of universes. Said hierarchy of a transfinite recursion of universes follows a system where each higher universes sees the lower as fictional), higher via Ascension (Can keep ascending through the hierarchy if he wishes) | High Hyperverse level+. Up to High Ascendent level via Ascension (After upgrading his suit, he managed to transcend past the multiverse and the narratives above it, until he reached the Bleeding Edge) | Meta-Ascendent level (Edp445’s True Form is The Absolute, a being so large whose sheer size reaches Absolute Infinity, completely inaccessible by any means or possibilities, whereas no levels of infinities can reach it, be them alephs or large cardinals. It is beyond any definition or rationalization, all things are aspects of itself and is one with them all. Transcends the Bleeding Edge and can significantly affect the Library. Additionally, it is above things like V=Ultimate L, Kabbalah, and Extended Modal Realism)
Speed: Immeasurable | Immeasurable, up to Irrelevant with Ascension | Irrelevant(Everything is just an aspect of himself and he is one with all)
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable | Immeasurable, up to Irrelevant with Ascension
Durability: High Hyperverse level+. Up to higher via Ascension | High Hyperverse level+. Up to High Ascendent level via Ascension | Meta-Ascendent level
Stamina: Average | Average | Infinite
Range: High Hyperversal+ | High Hyperversal+. Up to High Ascendental via Ascension | Meta-Ascendental
Intelligence: Supergenius (One of the greatest minds of his home universe and the head enginer of the Council, which produces highly advanced technology. Created a suit that allows the user to travel through multiverses, and later upgraded said suit further to allow him to transcend his narrative and the ones above it) | Same as before | Omniscient (He is not just omniscient but something greater than it)
Weakness: Kidney failure, police, kids, sting operations, chipotle, cupcakes, urges.
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